Humor
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Humor
is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor;
for a subject which will not bear raillery is
suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious
examination is false wit.
-- Aristotle
(384-322 BC)
The
secret to humor is surprise.
-- Aristotle
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I
would say that I'm a nonviolent soldier. In place
of weapons of violence, you have to use your mind,
your heart, your sense of humor, every faculty
available to you...because no one has the right
to take the life of another human being.
-- Joan Baez
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon
without springs - jolted by every pebble in the
road.
-- Henry Ward Beecher |
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You can turn painful situations around through
laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even
poverty, you can survive it.
-- Bill Cosby
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A
sense of humor is part of the art of leadership,
of getting along with people, of getting things
done.
-- Dwight D.
Eisenhower
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If
I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have
committed suicide.
-- Mohandas K.
Gandhi
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Humor
is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought
to have it.
-- Langston Hughes
Like
a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse
and cool the earth, the air and you.
-- Langston Hughes
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A
lot of political people, especially people on the
left, have forgotten the importance of humor as
an incredible weapon, and a vehicle through which
to affect change.
-- Michael Moore |
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I
sometimes think that the saving grace of America
lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority
of Americans are possessed of two great qualities-
a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
-- Franklin
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
-- Mark Twain
Humor
is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute
it crops up, all our irritation and resentments
slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
-- Mark Twain
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A
well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds
balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
-- William Arthur Ward
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few
people are interested and the frog dies of it.
~ E. B. White
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Humor
is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people
who are oppressed to smile at the situation that
pains them.
-- Simon Wiesenthal
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